The rope binding Mark to Brighton Pier was rough and raw against his wrists. Rust, iron, and dirt scraped his skin. The smell of salt filled his nostrils; the sea breeze ruffled the hairs on his chest. Mark’s eyelids flickered. His toes curled as the cold waves lapped his feet.
“Help!” Mark croaked, his voice raw from cigarettes and
alcohol. The owner hurried over. The man had a weathered face wrinkled as old
shoe leather. His deep set eyes glistened like wet pebbles.
“Lovely outfit,” he laughed as he
approached.
Mark
flushed. He nodded at the scissors.
“Any chance?”
The
man cradled the scissors in his palm. “Nice blades,” he said in the tone of one
who owns little.
“Tools of the trade,” replied Mark.
“I’m a hairdresser,” he added. The man
nodded and cut the rope. Mark rubbed his wrists.
“Thanks mate, if I can do anything
for you, just say.” The man whistled to his dog and held out his hand.
“The name’s Brian. You can give me a
haircut.”
Mark
glanced at Brian’s matted hair. It was what they’d call in the salon ‘a
challenging cut’. He bit his lip. Brian looked at Mark’s feet. White as ice
cream, they were turning blue with each wash of water.
“I’ll give you sandals.” From within
his cavernous coat, Brian pulled a pair of plastic slip–ons, old and crumbling
but still protection from the stony beach.
“Alright,” Mark said, “you’re on.”
It
was perfect bank holiday weather. A warm day with a soft wind. The sea was
calm, smooth as a newly laid sheet. Mist rolled across the water, shrouding
west pier in a cotton wool cloak. The clock on Palace pier read
The
hair was thick, rough and brown. Dry and split at the ends, dank and greasy at
the roots. Tangled like seaweed, salty as the sea and slippery as fish. With
finger and thumb curled round the scissors' handles Mark flicked frantically at
the messy mop; snipping, clipping, cutting, trimming, sculpting a hairstyle
from a matted mess.
“You from round here?” Brian asked.
“Nah, on a stag night, wedding’s
tomorrow.”
“That explains it.” Brian grinned,
Mark cut faster.
“What about you?”
Brian
squinted at Mark, eyed his scissors, then gazed out to sea.
“All over, mate. I’m a traveller. Moving
from job to job.
Mark
paused. The scissors hovered over Brian’s head. Brian looked at him, their eyes
met. Mark opened his mouth to speak.
“I live on the road cause I like
it.” Brian got in there first.
“But what about water, electricity?”
Brian
smiled. “Solar panels, taps in garages and parks. You can live the simple life
easy, it’s the government that makes it difficult.”
Mark
stared out to sea. Living on a vehicle? He’d never thought of it. He grinned.
“Good on you mate.” Mark resumed
cutting.
“Nice one,” exclaimed Brian as he
examined his reflection in a window. He patted his head. Mark sighed. It wasn’t
exactly what he’d call a professional job but unwashed hair, no styling
products, no comb and no brush weren’t exactly going to produce a competition
winner.
“Pop in for a brew later, if you like. Mine’s the green van,
parked by Duke’s Mound.” Brian ambled off.
Mark’s
stomach was also waking up. Onions from last night’s burger repeated on him.
His stomach somersaulted; he belched and felt nauseous. He needed food and
fast. Cars whizzed by as he stood at the traffic lights. The red man turned to
green. A transit van pulled up. The sliding door wrenched back and a young
woman jumped out. She gave Mark a startled look.
He
knew she wasn’t English. Her olive skin, dark curly hair, mismatched clothes
might have given it away but there was no mistaking the guttural, spat spoken
words of abuse of another tongue. Her words bounced off the retreating van.
“Hey, you ok?” Mark rested a hand on
her shoulder, she shook it off.
“They, what you call them, bastards.
I working and they do nothing but drink.”
Mark shook his head. The woman
thrust her hand in her pocket and swore again.
“Ei, ei, ei, They have my keys. How
I get into work?”
No
time to think, Mark sprinted to the van trapped in traffic. He knocked on the
side panel. A sallow face peered out.
“Your friend, her keys,” he panted.
The man glanced behind him, unwound the window, tossed out the keys and sped
off as the traffic hooted.
“Oh, thank you, I can’t run so
fast.”
Mark smiled, pulling her out the way
of oncoming cars. He introduced himself.
“My name Natalia,” she replied. “I
from
“I’m from
Natalia
eyebrows almost met.
“An English tradition. Men to be
married are humiliated.” Mark explained. Natalia grinned, her eyes taking in
his naked chest.
“So, you have nothing?”
“No.”
Natalia touched his arm. “Then I must buy you breakfast, for
you helped me out.”
Mark
shook his head but Natalia pulled him into a café. He tried to leave but the
smell of sausage, bacon and egg had his mouth watering and his knees weak. Mark
sunk into a chair. Natalia smiled. By the time he was chasing the last beans
around his plate he’d told her the entire story.
“So, what you going to do?” She asked, curling a strand of
hair around her finger.
“Tout for business on the beach. Bank holiday special, cheap
hair cuts whilst you wait.”
Natalia
grinned. Mark thought of shells washed white by waves when he saw her teeth.
She laughed as hair fell over her face. He wanted to push it back but she
slipped the rebellious strands beneath a clip. Her face, serious again.
“I here three years and still the same job.” She pulled at
her nails. “Summer is fun but the rest of the year is, how you say it, bleak.”
Mark
drained his cup. The mug left a brown circular stain on the tablecloth. He
looked at his empty plate. If he charged five pounds he’d need fourteen
customers to make his train fare. That’d take at least seven hours. He’d best
get going.
“Natalia, you’re a star, but I
should go.”
Her
brown eyes met his. Mark’s heart rippled like the sea, wave after wave after
wave.
“Say goodbye before you go. I work
on the ghost train.”
Mark
nodded, pecked her on the cheek and rushed out. He felt queasy. It must be the
breakfast. Too much oil.
Luck
was on his side. Mark found fifty pence on the pavement, scavenged a piece of
cardboard from Harry Ramsden’s dustbin and borrowed a marker pen from a
doughnut seller. Armed with a cheap comb, his scissors and a neatly written
sign, he sat on the pebbles and waited. The sun was hot. A tidal wave of
holidaymakers burst from the
Mark’s
first customer was a single mother. Down from Croydon for the day. Grasping a
child in each hand, she plonked herself down.
“A trim please, love.” His scissors glittered in the sun.
Mark turned wisps into waves and straggle into style.
“Oooh, that’s lovely,” she glowed as she gazed in her
compact. “Will you do my girls too?” The eight year old grumbled and the six
year old bawled throughout, but Mark didn’t mind, he was fifteen quid up and it
was only
Then
along came a local. A bus driver early for his shift. His starched white shirt
contrasting sharply with his black skin. The maroon tie blowed in the breeze.
“Make it quick and I’ll have a short
back and sides.” He pulled out a hanky, laid it on the beach and sat down.
“No problem,” Mark replied.
“Not from here, are you?” said the
bus driver, hearing Mark’s accent. Mark related his story for the third time
that day.
“Stag night, eh? Mine was just as
wild. Most fun marriage ever brought me, I tell you that. But then I married a
woman I didn’t love, not like you, eh?”
Mark’s
eyes drifted from the scissors to the sea. A man splashed his girlfriend with
water. They laughed, wrapped their arms around each other and kissed. Mark
sighed. The sun was burning his chest, he shifted into his customer’s shadow.
“
“It’s alright,” said Mark, fingers
flexing as he cut faster.
“Not as nice as here though.”
Mark
watched a pretty girl lick an ice cream. Melting white and sticky down the
wafer. The girl laughed and licked her hand. Her friend sucked hers through the
bottom of the cone. They had ninety-nines with big fat flakes perched
precariously on top. Mark licked his lips.
“There you go.” Mark brushed shorn
black curls from the man’s shoulders.
“Cheers. If you get on my bus, I
won’t ask for your fare.”
“Thanks,” Mark replied. Southerners
were friendlier than he’d been told. Or maybe it was
The
next hour was no holiday for Mark. A pensioner wanted a trim, a sunglasses
seller wanted a David Beckham and two women lovers wanted stars cut into their
shaved heads. By lunchtime Mark had made forty quid. It was, he decided, time
for a break.
The
pier was packed. Couples, young and old, walked hand in hand. Pensioners soaked
up the sun on benches, kids pestered parents, queues for doughnuts, chips and
crepes snaked the wooden boards. Mark’s mouth watered. His head ached, the
hangover hitting home as arcade games pinged, pop songs blasted and girls on fairground
rides screamed. He pushed through the crowds to the ghost train.
The
sallow skull, overhanging the entrance, looked more sad than scary in the sun.
Natalia was helping customers onto the train. Mark tapped her shoulder.
“Can I return the favour and buy you
lunch?”
Her
hair brushed his cheek as she turned. It smelt of popcorn and caramelised nuts.
She grinned.
“Sure, meet you in five minutes,
there.” She pointed to the pub at the end of the pier.
The
tavern was dark after the bright afternoon sunshine. Smoke wreathed like
seaweed in the air. Couples chatted, friends confided and young men laughed.
Mark had a pint, Natalia had a glass of wine. They ate fish and chips. He
watched her lick the salt off her fingers.
“You love your fiancee?” Natalia asked.
“Course,” Mark stared at the
remnants of batter on his plate. Jenny would never eat fish and chips with him
in a smoky pub.
“You happy?” Natalia asked, gulping
her wine, her eyes flitting from the table to his face.
Mark
swigged his pint. The hair of the dog was working. He was beginning to feel
human again. He was content sitting here, but she didn’t mean that. Thinking of
tomorrow his throat constricted, his chest clenched, his heartbeat raced. He
was like driftwood on a tide, swept along by Jenny’s excitement. The rhythm of
her requests like waves washing over him. The strength of her demands breaking
down his sea wall. Mark stared at the water pockmarked by the wind, whipped
into shape by a stronger force. He swallowed. Cold feet. That’s all it was.
Natalia
was looking at him. Mark fiddled with his plate. He’d spent fifteen pounds on
lunch, nearly half his takings, on a woman he’d met that morning. If any of his
friends saw him they’d say he didn’t look like a man who wanted to get married.
Mark stood up quickly. Natalia raised her eyebrows.
“Better go.” Mark left the pub, his
heart pounding.
He
mingled in the crowd, searching lover’s faces as if they could tell him what to
do. The beach was busy. He touted for customers and soon had a waiting list. He
cut the hair of a young woman, down on a hen weekend, Joshua, a media exec
taking a stroll, Pearl, a life guard on her lunch break, Steve, a body builder
who tried to chat him up and Paul, a truck driver who told him of all the
golfing trophies he’d won. But Mark wasn’t listening. His head whirled. Too
little sleep, he thought. Time for a break.
He
wandered down the front past the stalls selling rock, postcards and souvenirs.
A parade of plastic, a paradise of kitsch. At Volks station he watched passengers
climb onto the train and then followed it as it puttered towards the marina.
The road emptied of people and filled with parked coaches. Skid marks made by
boy racers smudged the tarmac, the tamarisk bushes rustled on Dukes Mound; men
waited, as if for a bus, except all stood alone, like sentries guarding grass.
Nudists bared their buff. At the far end of
“Was that you?” Mark asked, his eyes
opening wide.
Brian
nodded and waved him in.
“I’m a trained musician.” He
strummed the strings before laying down his instrument and filling the kettle.
The
van was cosy but not big. The bed doubled as a sofa. A two-plate stove and gas
fridge was a kitchen and a large bucket was a bath. Four guitars hung from the
ceiling. European postcards decorated the walls. Pans swayed on hooks, a broom
was clipped to the wall, storage jars filled with pasta, rice, lentils,
couscous and beans were squeezed into a giant spice rack. The van smelt of
rolling tobacco and incense. It made Mark think of a Wendy house for adults.
Brian handed him a mug of tea.
Mark
sat on the step and told Brian about Natalia, he didn’t know why, he just did.
“The Slovenian that works on the
ghost train?” Brian asked.
“Yeah, you know her?”
“Sure do, she’s an amazing dancer.”
“What? She never said.” What else had she not told him? But then why
should she? It wasn’t like they were old friends.
“Artists, writers, musicians,
they’re ten a penny in this town. Go to
“I just thought it was an ordinary
seaside town.” Mark slurped his tea.
“Ordinary?
Mark
gazed at the waves reflecting the clear blue sky.
“Why do you like it here?” Mark
asked.
“Cause wherever I go, whoever I
eavesdrop on, the conversation’s always interesting.”
“So won’t you move on?”
“Course, but don’t you think this is
a nice spot?”
Mark
looked out Brian’s window, cut into the vehicle’s side panel. The sea shimmered
in the sun. Laughter carried on the wind and the smell of salt washed over him.
Brian was right, it was a great place to live, even in a van.
Mark
glanced at his watch, it was
The
sun was melting into the sea by the time Mark had finished. Coloured candyfloss
clouds floated in the firmament, the sea reflecting their pastel shades. The
sky went from blue to pink to orange to grey. Lights lit up the pier like a
golden necklace thrown out to sea. Mark laid back on the beach and gazed at the
stars, listening to the waves wash the stones, the surf frothing at his feet.
He closed his eyes and saw Natalia. His fingers curled round the seventy pounds
in his pocket. Enough for the train fare home. His hand clenched, the paper
crunched, he sighed.
Jumping
up, he took a deep breath and filled his lungs with sea air. Running as if in a
race, he headed towards the pier. His heart beating hard against his ribs. The
wooden boards clattered beneath his feet, tourists frowned as he pushed past.
He stopped at the ghost train, his chest rising and falling like a
rollercoaster, his breath caught in his throat. There she stood, her brown
curls framing her face, grinning at a kid who’d paid his token. Mark wanted to
kiss her right there, right then. She looked up. A smile spread across her
face.
“You going?”
Mark
shook his head. She raised her eyebrows.
“Fancy a slap up dinner?” Mark asked
waving his wad of cash.
“You sure?”
“Never been so sure in my life.”
*****